million, Petunia's-Zero... this officially means war! I don't know which
is the biggest insult to injury... the fact that this MONSTER ate
through my purse, or the fact that he ate my stupid expensive Über
organic dark chocolate with cocoa from the Dominican Republic. I'm
surprised I don't have malaria or the plague because I'm pretty sure
this is NOT the first time he's been in my purse snacking.