This Means WAR!

Mouse-1 million, Petunia's-Zero... this officially means war! I don't know which is the biggest insult to injury... the fact that this MONSTER ate through my purse, or the fact that he ate my stupid expensive Über organic dark chocolate with cocoa from the Dominican Republic. I'm surprised I don't have malaria or the plague because I'm pretty sure this is NOT the first time he's been in my purse snacking.