See that lovely mark above my left eye brow??? Well, I walked... full steam ahead, right into my screened in porch door.
I felt a bit like a moron. In my own defense, I was distracted by a delivery man (who witnessed the entire event and laughed) calling my name, and the sun was hitting the apartment in a way that I didn't see the grate of the door. Plus the slider was open for an hour for the delivery of the fridge...
I bounced off the screen straight out of a cartoon... embarrassing.